My Car - "Extrene Wash Over"

I can't believe my eyes when dajie drove back the car from the workshop. This is what I call "Extreme Wash Over". I have not seen my car shining like brand new for a very long time, 3 years to be exact. The last time was when I collected my new car. You see I have a new driver 'da jie' in my family. Dajie has added some 'new artistic art scratches' to my car. Another interesting fact, I seldom wash my car. I leave it to mother nature to do the job. Hope the shine will last for another 3 years.

Guidance - "Youth" & "Meeting People"

Youth should never be swept away by superficial fame or materialistic greed. Youth should not cunningly pass hard work on to others and seeks only personal gain. Justice, courage and passion constitute the lifeblood and privilege of youth.


Meeting between people are very important in life. In a sense, life is a succession of meetings with many individuals. Some meetings will be forgotten as time passes, but some can instantly become an impetus to change your life. Therefore, we should always try to attach the utmost importance when meeting with people.

Just for Laugh - "Teacher"

(a)
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the
second-graders "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence.
How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

(b)
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f***ing difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

(c) Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

(d) "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up"
said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired
the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."


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Self-Discipline - "Hard Work"

And why is challenge important? Why not just do what’s easiest?
Most people will do what’s easiest and avoid hard work — and that’s precisely why you should do the opposite. The superficial opportunities of life will be attacked by hordes of people seeking what’s easy. The much tougher challenges will usually see a lot less competition and a lot more opportunity.
Strong challenge is commonly connected with strong results. Sure you can get lucky every once in a while and find an easy path to success. But will you be able to maintain that success, or is it just a fluke? Will you be able to repeat it? Once other people learn how you did it, will you find yourself overloaded with competition?
Being healthy is hard work. Finding and maintaining a successful relationship is hard work. Raising kids is hard work. Getting organized is hard work. Setting goals, making plans to achieve them, and staying on track is hard work. Even being happy is hard work (true happiness that comes from high self-esteem, not the fake kind that comes from denial and escapism).
Hard work goes hand-in-hand with acceptance. One of the things you must accept are those areas of your life that won’t succumb to anything less than hard work. Perhaps you’ve had no luck finding a fulfilling relationship. Maybe the only way it’s going to happen is if you accept you’re going to have to do what you’ve been avoiding. Perhaps you want to lose weight. Maybe it’s time to accept that the path to your goal requires disciplined diet and exercise (both hard work). Perhaps you want to increase your income. Maybe you should accept that the only way it will happen is with a lot of hard work.
Your life will reach a whole new level when you stop avoiding and fearing hard work and simply surrender to it. Make it your ally instead of your enemy. It’s a potent tool to have on your side.

Just in Case

Success can never be genuine unless it is based on the accumulation of steady and strenuous efforts, expended day by day and from moment to moment.

There is no such thing as a life without trials and tribulations. A life without meeting obstacles is a weak one. One cannot depend on someone who has not had to overcome difficulties.

In anything you do, you must have an objective or goal. No matter how seriously you may strive to achieve it, if you deviate from that course or give up your effort halfway before you achieve the goal, you will never make the exuberant feeling of accomplishment your own.

Illusion - What do you see?

Just for Laugh - "Late for School"

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph : Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph : The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Illusion - What do you see?

Illusion - How many cubes are there?

Just for Laugh - "Job Application"

An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question,
"Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered
in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Employer to applicant:
"In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job,
every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."