Just for Laugh - "Job Application"

An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question,
"Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered
in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Employer to applicant:
"In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job,
every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."